Almost forgot

Dream theatre Derek style will be documented here for viewing and interpretation pleasure.
As well i have a nice little story that went along with the drunken customers: This drunk chick was at the school too, early 30's and drunk to the point of being belligerent. She's got a bottle of Jose Cuervo and wanted to flavour it so our fearless leader/teacher, Jay, damn near convinces her to use a lime wedge we found on the counter from 3 days earlier that someone had sucked the juice out of. We basicallyu all try going about our business after as she continues to talk to/harrass some fellow students. Eventually she leaves, and as she's leaving she slides the bottle of Cuervo to me(and at this point it's basically silence as everyone is watching and listening to this drunk chick and trying not to laugh at her) and she says to me "Hey 40 year old virgin! Take this!" And i catch it as it slides off the bar and without missing a beat go "*scoff* I'm 22! GEEZE!" People bust there guts laughing as she stumbles away. Fucking hilarious shit