Is it possible for a song to have the word 'fuck' in it 45 times and still be tasteful? i think so!

Yup

I felt that purchasing 57 songs for the price of 20 dollars was pretty nice yesterday. Bunch of stuff by Reel Big Fish, including their live best of album which is 38 tracks long. pretty fucking solid. my top track off the album is take on me, a nice ska punk cover of everybodies favorite song by a-ha. trust me....you know it. unless you're one of them new fangled kids who listens to generic walmart brand emo crap and were born in the 90's. then u might not have. but the rest of you? no excuses

BREAKING NEWS
I nearly died in History of Metis this morning. Got through the lecture swimmingly. Then just as the prof, my good al Rolly Bohr.....well i don't call him that to his face but....., is telling us what we need to read for next class......i inhale my gum

the coughing was quite loud and intense and to the immediate left of the prof. got a few weird looks there. thanks bystanders. i'll be sure to do the same when you CHOKE TO DEATH IN FRONT OF ME. fuck. a freind i have in the class mouthed to me "what happened" and through various gestures i relayed the message i had swallowed my gum. morale of the story is.......ring seal fur sales are negatively effected for no good reason by the clubbing of harp seals in the gulf of st. lawrence....oh wait thats arctic environments. the point is i shouldn't try doing that again......not much of a point really

In what i have determined will be an ongoing segment of this blog we now go to:

WHAT I'M LISTENING TO!
Rightio, though I hate the video....and the image of the band.....my current track du jour is Never Too Late by Hedley. Too fucking catchy for my own good.

Soccer starts tomorrow

Are you ready?

No, I said.....ARE.....YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Cuz I sure aren't. I haven't done soccer laundry in quite some time.....though i have occasionally sprayed my bad with febreze and its been airing out in the garage for weeks so stench shouldn't be a factor....but eeeewwww

SHould be a rocking good time

I am dreading student teaching on Friday

First off its a friday, second off its halloween, third off its the afternoon, 4th off THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE 11 YEAR OLDS CANDY/SUGAR! HOLY FUCKING TARSANDS BATMAN!

shit just got real